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The 12 Days of Christmas from Miss Elizabeth Bennett to Mr Darcey. Days 1 to 12.

Posted by: Gerry Westwood Posted Date: 24/12/2011

 Without Pride or Prejudice.

The 12 Days of Christmas  Mr Darcey and Elizabeth Bennett

Day 1:
My dearest, dearest Mr Darcey,
A partridge in a pear tree - what a lovely surprise!
You are a darling, it is simply adorable. Not what I expected. Sort of novel, yet old fashioned if you get my drift.
Love and kisses,
Elizabeth 

Day 2:
Dearest Mr Darcey,
Two turtle doves - you are too kind! They are beautiful and are coo-ing happily away.
A rather unusual and unexpected gift and yes, perhaps still a little old fashioned my dearest (hint, hint).
Love and kisses,
Elizabeth

Day 3:
Dearest Darcey,
Three French Hens - Mon Dieu! Such generosity! I don’t know what I shall do with them, what with the pear tree and all. I know you feel the Call of Duty but believe me Modern Warfare 3 is more what I was thinking of. Mr Bingley tells me it is very good and perhaps a little more appropriate for a sophisticated gal like moi.
Love and kisses,
Elizabeth

Day 4:
Dear Mister Darcey,
Four calling birds - phew, you like your birds don’t you. Not a gift a girl gets every day. Must say, we’re running short of places to put them all - if you get my meaning, my sweet! And what are we going to call them all - geddit! Okay, perhaps I know you’re a bit set in your ways so how about a nice Olympus Lumix  PEN E-P3 with 12.1 megapixels? Just think of the marvellous pictures we can take of you diving into the pond or nice shots of your estate which will be yours and mine shortly, my dear. ps. Don’t forget to the batteries. 4 x AA will do. Duracell are the best.
Love and kisses,
Elizabeth

 

 5 Gold Rings 12 Days of Christmas Mr Darcey and Elizabeth Bennett

Day 5:
Dearest, dearest Mr Darcey,
Five gold rings - now that’s more like it! You gorgeous hunk! You really know your way to a gal’s heart! They look grrrrrreat! Papa thinks they look like I’m wearing a knuckle duster, the silly man haha, what does he know!
Love and kisses
Elizabeth

Day 6:
Dear Darcey,
Six geese-a-laying - back to the birds are we Darcey? You are wonderfully kind but please, please, please, no more birds my darling - do you want me to eat them!!! You know, we keep a well stocked larder so no more food please - perhaps something smaller? A Kg jar of Beluga Caviar or a hamper of white truffles next time eh, my dear?
Love and kisses
Elizabeth

Day 7:
Look here Darcey,
Seven swans-a-swimming on my front porch! Which bit of “no more birds” are you having trouble with????? How about a nice pair of Purdy shotguns? They would be nice and handy just at this moment! I have to tell you Papa ate the partridge in a pear tree for his supper and is eyeing up the turtle doves. Think about conservation Darcey, anything. No more birds! Please.
Love and kisses
Elizabeth

Day 8:
Mister Darcey!
Eight maids-a-milking (plus cows) - very funny! Okay, Yes, a different type of bird in your parlance! HAHA! More mouths to feed at Christmas. Good job we’ve got the geese and the eggs handy but the birds are perched everywhere like in a Mr Hitchcock moving picture thingy! Where are my shotguns, my sweet? Did Harrod’s not have any on discount?
Love and kisses
Elizabeth

9 Ladies dancing Mr Darcey 12 days of Christmas

Day 9:
Darcey, Darcey, Darcey!
Nine ladies dancing! Very nice but not exactly Ballet Rambert is it! All that whirling is making my head spin and I haven’t even started drinking YET! Did that Mr Bingley put you up to this! Never trusted him! Bit too posh for my liking! And his sister, what a cow - which reminds me..... we now stand at eight cows, seven swans (still a swimming), six geese, the three calling birds (Papa’s doing his best!)
Love and kisses
Elizabeth

Day 10:
Darcey!
Ten Lords-a-leaping all over the place! Are these your mates Lord Darcey! Trying to prove you’re not Billy-no-mates are you?
“Go off and hang someone you gits!” I shout sweetly from my window. Oh now the maids are being chased by the Lords who have stampeded the cows. Oh what fun! Such times we live in. Well at least they’ve brought some vintage port with them - verwy nithe it ith too.
Just to keep you posted - Papa’s now a bit poorly, so the body count remains the same. He’s said some very unpleasant things about your parentage - my love.
Love and kisses
Elizabeth

Day 11:
MISTER DARCEY!
Eleven pipers piping have rocked up, saying YOU sent them. Ooooh my head!  What a racket! I hate you! Is it your intention to drive me nuts! The only peace I get is when the pipers disappear off with the maids - leaving your intended to look after the cows, the swans, the geese, the four calling birds, the one French hen (thanks Papa!)
Lord knows what the Lords are up to. Oh now there’s a fight going on between the pipers and the Lords, oh and now the maids have joined in! This is better than Little Women!
Where’s that bottle of port? Found it! Things are looking up!
Love and kisses
Elizabeth

Day 12:
Dear whoever you are,
12 drummers drumming - where are this lot from? Bernard Matthews! They’ve woken up the whole neighbourhood who think we’re being invaded.
This Christmas is turning into a complete fiction.
Don’t suppose you’d think about revisiting gift No5?
On the plus side, Papa is ecstatic, thinks he’s invented a new protein based diet and I’ve decided to be generous and charitable and give away your marvelous presents to a good cause - Mr Whickham’s Home for Distressed Ladies. My sister Lydia recommended him. Apparently he’s been a bit of a runaway success.
It’s Christmas Darcey. Have a good one!
Love and kisses
Miss Elizabeth Bennett - gone away

Created by Gerry Westwood @ Xanthos Digital Marketing

Wishing you a happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year.
Created by Xanthos Digital Marketing.

The 12 Days of Christmas from Miss Elizabeth Bennett to Mr Darcey. Days 9 to 12

Posted by: Gerry Westwood Posted Date: 23/12/2011

Without Pride or Prejudice. Days 9 to 12.

9 Ladies dancing Mr Darcey 12 days of Christmas

Day 9:
Darcey, Darcey, Darcey!
Nine ladies dancing! Very nice but not exactly Ballet Rambert is it! All that whirling is making my head spin and I haven’t even started drinking YET! Did that Mr Bingley put you up to this! Never trusted him! Bit too posh for my liking! And his sister, what a cow - which reminds me..... we now stand at eight cows, seven swans (still a swimming), six geese, the three calling birds (Papa’s doing his best!)
Love and kisses
Elizabeth

Day 10:
Darcey!
Ten Lords-a-leaping all over the place! Are these your mates Lord Darcey! Trying to prove you’re not Billy-no-mates are you?
“Go off and hang someone you gits!” I shout sweetly from my window. Oh now the maids are being chased by the Lords who have stampeded the cows. Oh what fun! Such times we live in. Well at least they’ve brought some vintage port with them - verwy nithe it ith too.
Just to keep you posted - Papa’s now a bit poorly, so the body count remains the same. He’s said some very unpleasant things about your parentage - my love.
Love and kisses
Elizabeth

Day 11:
MISTER DARCEY!
Eleven pipers piping have rocked up, saying YOU sent them. Ooooh my head!  What a racket! I hate you! Is it your intention to drive me nuts! The only peace I get is when the pipers disappear off with the maids - leaving your intended to look after the cows, the swans, the geese, the four calling birds, the one French hen (thanks Papa!)
Lord knows what the Lords are up to. Oh now there’s a fight going on between the pipers and the Lords, oh and now the maids have joined in! This is better than Little Women!
Where’s that bottle of port? Found it! Things are looking up!
Love and kisses
Elizabeth

Day 12:
Dear whoever you are,
12 drummers drumming - where are this lot from? Bernard Matthews! They’ve woken up the whole neighbourhood who think we’re being invaded.
This Christmas is turning into a complete fiction.
Don’t suppose you’d think about revisiting gift No5?
On the plus side, Papa is ecstatic, thinks he’s invented a new protein based diet and I’ve decided to be generous and charitable and give away your marvelous presents to a good cause - Mr Whickham’s Home for Distressed Ladies. My sister Lydia recommended him. Apparently he’s been a bit of a runaway success.
It’s Christmas Darcey. Have a good one!
Love and kisses
Miss Elizabeth Bennett - gone away

Wishing you a happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year.
Created by Xanthos Digital Marketing.

 

The 12 Days of Christmas from Miss Elizabeth Bennett to Mr Darcey. Days 5 to 8

Posted by: Gerry Westwood Posted Date: 21/12/2011

Without Pride or Prejudice. Days 5 to 8.

 5 Gold Rings 12 Days of Christmas Mr Darcey and Elizabeth Bennett

Day 5:
Dearest, dearest Mr Darcey,
Five gold rings - now that’s more like it! You gorgeous hunk! You really know your way to a gal’s heart! They look grrrrrreat! Papa thinks they look like I’m wearing a knuckle duster, the silly man haha, what does he know!
Love and kisses
Elizabeth

Day 6:
Dear Darcey,
Six geese-a-laying - back to the birds are we Darcey? You are wonderfully kind but please, please, please, no more birds my darling - do you want me to eat them!!! You know, we keep a well stocked larder so no more food please - perhaps something smaller? A Kg jar of Beluga Caviar or a hamper of white truffles next time eh, my dear?
Love and kisses
Elizabeth

Day 7:
Look here Darcey,
Seven swans-a-swimming on my front porch! Which bit of “no more birds” are you having trouble with????? How about a nice pair of Purdy shotguns? They would be nice and handy just at this moment! I have to tell you Papa ate the partridge in a pear tree for his supper and is eyeing up the turtle doves. Think about conservation Darcey, anything. No more birds! Please.
Love and kisses
Elizabeth

Day 8:
Mister Darcey!
Eight maids-a-milking (plus cows) - very funny! Okay, Yes, a different type of bird in your parlance! HAHA! More mouths to feed at Christmas. Good job we’ve got the geese and the eggs handy but the birds are perched everywhere like in a Mr Hitchcock moving picture thingy! Where are my shotguns, my sweet? Did Harrod’s not have any on discount?
Love and kisses
Elizabeth

Days 9 - 12 tomorrow

Wishing you a happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year.
Created by Xanthos Digital Marketing

 

The 12 Days of Christmas from Miss Elizabeth Bennett to Mr Darcey. Days 1 to 4

Posted by: Gerry Westwood Posted Date: 20/12/2011

Without Pride or Prejudice. Days 1 to 4.

The 12 Days of Christmas  Mr Darcey and Elizabeth Bennett

Day 1:
My dearest, dearest Mr Darcey,
A partridge in a pear tree - what a lovely surprise!
You are a darling, it is simply adorable. Not what I expected. Sort of novel, yet old fashioned if you get my drift.
Love and kisses,
Elizabeth 

Day 2:
Dearest Mr Darcey,
Two turtle doves - you are too kind! They are beautiful and are coo-ing happily away.
A rather unusual and unexpected gift and yes, perhaps still a little old fashioned my dearest (hint, hint).
Love and kisses,
Elizabeth

Day 3:
Dearest Darcey,
Three French Hens - Mon Dieu! Such generosity! I don’t know what I shall do with them, what with the pear tree and all. I know you feel the Call of Duty but believe me Modern Warfare 3 is more what I was thinking of. Mr Bingley tells me it is very good and perhaps a little more appropriate for a sophisticated gal like moi.
Love and kisses,
Elizabeth

Day 4:
Dear Mister Darcey,
Four calling birds - phew, you like your birds don’t you. Not a gift a girl gets every day. Must say, we’re running short of places to put them all - if you get my meaning, my sweet! And what are we going to call them all - geddit! Okay, perhaps I know you’re a bit set in your ways so how about a nice Olympus Lumix  PEN E-P3 with 12.1 megapixels? Just think of the marvellous pictures we can take of you diving into the pond or nice shots of your estate which will be yours and mine shortly, my dear. ps. Don’t forget to the batteries. 4 x AA will do. Duracell are the best.
Love and kisses,
Elizabeth

Days 5 to 8: Tomorrow

Wishing you a happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year.
Created by Xanthos Digital Marketing

8 reasons why B2B & B2C Social Media are different

Posted by: Gerry Westwood Posted Date: 14/12/2011

Two thirds of organisations will increase their spend on social media in 2012, and for 20% of these, social media now forms a major part of their marketing strategy.
Yet, around 15% of companies still believe social marketing is free and can wait - they don't understand the real opportunities they are missing out on.

B2B social media

8 Ways B2B & B2C social media differ

When you read tips for using social media you must first ask yourself whether they are aimed at B2C or B2B markets because they work differently.

For the B2C market there is a much stronger emphasis placed on conversion on the social sites and many are now capable of real time product selection and purchase.

B2B companies on the other hand, tend to have more complex sales cycles and direct conversions are less likely. Lead generation is considered a more realistic outcome which makes B2B an easier route and B2C a more difficult one. Why is this?

1. B2C is driven by relationships based on a product and its price. This makes purchases more impulsive and emotional. B2B decisions are more involved, the relationships while professional, are often more personal, stemming from careful nurturing over a longer period.

2. B2B social connections are characterised by multiple interactions which inform and educate prospects. These steps are an integral part of a company’s whole marketing strategy.

3. B2B companies will use social media to enhance their overall business value, coming across as trustworthy, responsive, reliable, because the decision process is far more rational than found in B2C social sites.

4. B2B has less to do in convincing prospects so content tends to be much shorter and they receive a lot less negative comment. The campaigns are easier to manage.

5. For B2B companies, a relationship once established on the social sites often continues on after a purchase decision has been taken, enhanced by support information and a continuing education process.

6. The B2B market is far smaller and is a lot more focused than the B2C one, therefore forming strong relationships and building a following is faster, and easier.

7. Recommendations and comments from B2B users are to be valued far more than B2C sites as they are from fellow professionals. Allowing others to view comments undoubtedly plays a part in influencing other social site users.

8. B2B products change less often than their B2C counterparts so the content has a longer life. This makes B2B sites cheaper to easier to manage.

Social media reality

Social media is a time consuming process and many companies leave it to one person to manage. In fact, the most effective way is to involve a number of contributors in sharing and distributing comment, information and knowledge. 

Useful, usable and engaging are the watchwords for social media.

With the search engines starting to index social media traffic; it is now where many people first becoming aware of a company; and the ability to engage earlier in the sales cycle; explains why investment in social media is expected to rise 20% next year.

Social media for B2Bs and B2Cs cannot be ignored if you want to stay competitive. To find out how to improve your social media position with your prospects, you can call me on 08450 740068 or email sem@e-xanthos.co.uk

Sources: B2B social media is easier than B2c. Adam Holden Bache. social Media b2B. 7 July 2011.