Without Pride or Prejudice. Days 5 to 8.
Day 5:
Dearest, dearest Mr Darcey,
Five gold rings - now that’s more like it! You gorgeous hunk! You really know your way to a gal’s heart! They look grrrrrreat! Papa thinks they look like I’m wearing a knuckle duster, the silly man haha, what does he know!
Love and kisses
Elizabeth
Day 6:
Dear Darcey,
Six geese-a-laying - back to the birds are we Darcey? You are wonderfully kind but please, please, please, no more birds my darling - do you want me to eat them!!! You know, we keep a well stocked larder so no more food please - perhaps something smaller? A Kg jar of Beluga Caviar or a hamper of white truffles next time eh, my dear?
Love and kisses
Elizabeth
Day 7:
Look here Darcey,
Seven swans-a-swimming on my front porch! Which bit of “no more birds” are you having trouble with????? How about a nice pair of Purdy shotguns? They would be nice and handy just at this moment! I have to tell you Papa ate the partridge in a pear tree for his supper and is eyeing up the turtle doves. Think about conservation Darcey, anything. No more birds! Please.
Love and kisses
Elizabeth
Day 8:
Mister Darcey!
Eight maids-a-milking (plus cows) - very funny! Okay, Yes, a different type of bird in your parlance! HAHA! More mouths to feed at Christmas. Good job we’ve got the geese and the eggs handy but the birds are perched everywhere like in a Mr Hitchcock moving picture thingy! Where are my shotguns, my sweet? Did Harrod’s not have any on discount?
Love and kisses
Elizabeth
Days 9 - 12 tomorrow
Wishing you a happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year.
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