Without Pride or Prejudice. Days 1 to 4.
Day 1:
My dearest, dearest Mr Darcey,
A partridge in a pear tree - what a lovely surprise!
You are a darling, it is simply adorable. Not what I expected. Sort of novel, yet old fashioned if you get my drift.
Love and kisses,
Elizabeth
Day 2:
Dearest Mr Darcey,
Two turtle doves - you are too kind! They are beautiful and are coo-ing happily away.
A rather unusual and unexpected gift and yes, perhaps still a little old fashioned my dearest (hint, hint).
Love and kisses,
Elizabeth
Day 3:
Dearest Darcey,
Three French Hens - Mon Dieu! Such generosity! I don’t know what I shall do with them, what with the pear tree and all. I know you feel the Call of Duty but believe me Modern Warfare 3 is more what I was thinking of. Mr Bingley tells me it is very good and perhaps a little more appropriate for a sophisticated gal like moi.
Love and kisses,
Elizabeth
Day 4:
Dear Mister Darcey,
Four calling birds - phew, you like your birds don’t you. Not a gift a girl gets every day. Must say, we’re running short of places to put them all - if you get my meaning, my sweet! And what are we going to call them all - geddit! Okay, perhaps I know you’re a bit set in your ways so how about a nice Olympus Lumix PEN E-P3 with 12.1 megapixels? Just think of the marvellous pictures we can take of you diving into the pond or nice shots of your estate which will be yours and mine shortly, my dear. ps. Don’t forget to the batteries. 4 x AA will do. Duracell are the best.
Love and kisses,
Elizabeth
Days 5 to 8: Tomorrow
Wishing you a happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year.
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